“Thanks for the apology, Caden, really. Anyway, isn’t it pretty normal for a straight girl to fall for a gay guy? All the sitcoms treat it like a rite of passage, something that all girls must go through. You’re pretty… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“His use of the word "she" makes me flinch. He said it so confidently, like I would only ever want to kiss girls. I… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“Thanks for the apology, Caden, really. Anyway, isn’t it pretty normal for a straight girl to fall for a gay guy? All the sitcoms… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“You aren't going to shoot me. You're just a Love Interest." "No, I'm not." I lower the gun and aim it at his right… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“Why couldn't you have been a Bad? They always get mansions. And now, because of you, I'm stick in this dump.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“Alcohol wasn’t allowed at the LIC, but I’ve seen enough TV to know it’s supposed to be delicious. My mouth waters.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“I don't exist to teach her a lesson, and it irks me that she thinks labelling me is okay now. Like, by liking guys,… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“You’re a great guy, and you’re my friend, but I’m not in love with you. And I … I’m not gay. I like girls.” A” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“Oh wow, he has no affection for me. Still, I’m not going to let the LIC kill him. But just: ow. He” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“His right eyebrow rises. “That move was platonic, I swear. I’m a bro helping out another bro who has blood on his face.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“And fair warning, as part of my tortured-soul thing I have to start being mean to you. Apparently that will make me seem strong… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
