Quote by Cale Dietrich Download Open image ““This isn’t Tumblr, Juliet, straight men do exist here.”” — Cale Dietrich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves and a skeleton of truth that we never did.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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“Well you're definitely gay. A straight guy wouldn't be such a drama queen.” — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
“It only took Romeo one look at Juliet and his fate was sealed. Maybe I’m just like my namesake, and maybe you’re just like… — Tillie Cole Copy Share Image
“I never thought that gay boys would be so dramatic about romance. And sooooo in denial. You wouldn't recognize common sense if it came… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
“Here's a queer fact: none among the skeletons in your closet are ‘straight’ so expect them to ‘come out’ very, very soon...” — Khayri R.R. Woulfe Copy Share Image
“Every good story needs the token gay guy, even if that story is your own.” — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“There was my life before I told a strange woman in a negligee that I was a homosexual, and now there would be my… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“His use of the word "she" makes me flinch. He said it so confidently, like I would only ever want to kiss girls. I know that's not the case, and that wanting to kiss another boy is perfectly normal, but he doesn't seem to know that. What am I supposed to do, contradict him and make this a big thing?… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share
“Thanks for the apology, Caden, really. Anyway, isn’t it pretty normal for a straight girl to fall for a gay guy? All the sitcoms treat it like a rite of passage, something that all girls must go through. You’re pretty and kind and way too good to be true. At least I’ve ticked that box now.” “I …” I don’t exist… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share
“You aren't going to shoot me. You're just a Love Interest." "No, I'm not." I lower the gun and aim it at his right… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“Why couldn't you have been a Bad? They always get mansions. And now, because of you, I'm stick in this dump.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“Alcohol wasn’t allowed at the LIC, but I’ve seen enough TV to know it’s supposed to be delicious. My mouth waters.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“I don't exist to teach her a lesson, and it irks me that she thinks labelling me is okay now. Like, by liking guys,… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“You’re a great guy, and you’re my friend, but I’m not in love with you. And I … I’m not gay. I like girls.” A” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“Oh wow, he has no affection for me. Still, I’m not going to let the LIC kill him. But just: ow. He” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“His right eyebrow rises. “That move was platonic, I swear. I’m a bro helping out another bro who has blood on his face.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
“And fair warning, as part of my tortured-soul thing I have to start being mean to you. Apparently that will make me seem strong… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
