If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon.… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
