Trying to live a successful life without God is like being a light bulb and trying to light up without being plugged… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid for not knowing how to turn on a light bulb. You're a genius for not knowing how to turn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She said she knew she was able to fly because when she came down she always had dust on her fingers from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Relationship is like a House... When A Light Bulb burns out... You do not go out and Buy a New House...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Franny has the measles, for one thing. Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
