A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you are surrounded by people with empty lives don't expect them to fill yours — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean youve wasted your life¦.. it does mean youve a reason to start afresh! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Short & sweet line¦EMPTY POCKET and HUNGRY STOMACH teaches million things in LIFE¦! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sweetest things in life aren't planned..they take you by surprise.! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't sleep naked I have no idea what you're doing with your life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is not easy and it will only become harder if all you do is complain. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life would be so much easier if our arms disappeared during our sleep. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the most Exciting things about Life is¦, Not knowing Whats Next.!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I recently started selling furniture for a living. Trouble is, it's my own! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My life flushed before my eyes! - a toilet after a near-death experience — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
