“You from out of town?” he asked after a while, eying my car. “No,” I said. “I go to Kentucky every year… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“The sky darkened, the liquid singing of the blackbirds diminished and ceased, mud hens swam back to shore, climbed up the banks… — Leonard Gardner Copy Share Image
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H... so that's pretty cool. — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel.… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Vivian Bloodmark, a philosophical friend of mine, in later years, used to say that while the scientist sees everything that happens in… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“But now, Mr. Bates didn't scream or try to get the truck's license plate, nor did Mrs. Bates, who had once wept… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“You bought me plastic ware," he said. "Didn't you?' "No," I growled, picking at my license plate. "You did!" he hooted, laughing… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Plastic ware," he said slowly, "like knives and forks and spoons?" I brushed a bit of dirt off the back of my… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Animals struggle with each other for food or for leadership, but they do not, like human beings, struggle with each other for… — S. I. Hayakawa Copy Share Image
Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“The window rattles without you, you bastard. The trees are the cause, rattling in the wind, you jerk, the wind scraping those… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Persephone said, “What an unpleasant young man.” Calla let the curtains drift shut. She remarked, “I got his license plate number.” “I… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
I feel like I was just ran over by a dump truck, anyone get the license plate number? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“Tell me!” Cecily insisted later, shaking Colby by both arms. “Cut it out, you’ll dismember me,” Colby said, chuckling. She let go… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“His stomach tried to propel itself out of his throat. His mouth hinged open all by itself—the better to upchuck you with,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I had a brother he was in a gang but decided to change. He never went back to the gang so they… — Javier Gomez Copy Share Image
“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight," he would say. “I saw a car with the license plate ARW… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I love to make stories out of license plates on cars about the initials and the numbers - my mum used to… — Olivia Newton-John Copy Share Image
