“The list of scars my students have sustained at the hand of your daughter grows longer each week. Poor Logan Hochspring's arm will forever carry an imprint of her dental records!" "You bit him?" Lex's father said. "He called me… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort to Lex and Driggs: And if I hear any article of clothing being unzipped, unstrapped, unhooked, or unbuckled, you will lose the… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts of other… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Um, sweetums?" Driggs piped up. Lex blew a sweaty clump of hair off her forehead. "What did you just call me?" He sank further… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“It’s just kind of a big deal, is all.” “Well, I’m kind of a big deal.” A smile spread across his face. “I can… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat. "Driggs told me," she quickly answered. "Thanks, pumpkin,"… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“So here's the deal: You will sleep in separate bedrooms. You will leave your doors open at all times. You will keep the public… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Driggs whispered to Lex out of the side of his mouth as they walked, "I never got grounded before you came here." "You never… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“But Mort caught me before I even left the house and insisted on taking me himself, figuring that I would probably go and investigate… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Onion ring?" Zara said, handing her a leftover carton. As everyone knows, the offer of an onion ring is not to be taken lightly.… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?" Ferbus looked up briefly to give her… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
