Uncle Mort Quotes by Gina Damico

8 Uncle Mort quotes by Gina Damico

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Gina Damico shares a handful of tight thoughts about her Uncle Mort, giving you a personal glimpse into that relationship without a long backstory.

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“We were just showering," Lex muttered. "Of course," Uncle Mort said. "Everyone knows how impossible it is to zestfully clean without assistance.”

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“Uncle Mort glanced at Pandora, then back at the Juniors. "Okay, kids. Brace yourselves. And try not to yell too much." Elysia's…

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“Lex was about to ask what in the dickens that was supposed to mean, but then Uncle Mort nodded at Wicket in…

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“Do something!" Norwood told him. "Do what?" Uncle Mort's face was furious. "Fly up there and get it? You bring your broomstick,…

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“Uncle Mort pounded on the ceiling of the basement. "I sense affection!" he yelled. "Knock it off, you two!" Scowling at the…

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“I was a teenage boy once too, you know," Uncle Mort said, popping back up. "I know what your brain looks like.…

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“Uncle Mort after explaining to Lex and Driggs that the ether, Elixir, and other things affects fertility: That doesn't mean you get…

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“The-what? You went over my head?" "It wasn't easy, I assure you," said Uncle Mort, shifting the car into gear. "That thing…

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“Uncle Mort to Lex and Driggs: And if I hear any article of clothing being unzipped, unstrapped, unhooked, or unbuckled, you will lose the…

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“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts of other…

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“Um, sweetums?" Driggs piped up. Lex blew a sweaty clump of hair off her forehead. "What did you just call me?" He sank further…

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“It’s just kind of a big deal, is all.” “Well, I’m kind of a big deal.” A smile spread across his face. “I can…

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“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.”

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“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed”

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“Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat. "Driggs told me," she quickly answered. "Thanks, pumpkin,"…

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“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,”

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“Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.”

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“So here's the deal: You will sleep in separate bedrooms. You will leave your doors open at all times. You will keep the public…

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“Driggs whispered to Lex out of the side of his mouth as they walked, "I never got grounded before you came here." "You never…

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“But Mort caught me before I even left the house and insisted on taking me himself, figuring that I would probably go and investigate…

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“I've tried so hard to be good.”

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“Onion ring?" Zara said, handing her a leftover carton. As everyone knows, the offer of an onion ring is not to be taken lightly.…

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“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?" Ferbus looked up briefly to give her…

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