You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "Call 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Brand-New-Carpeting."… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Jeff is the annoying kind of Scrabble player who plays a lot of obscure two-letter words that shouldn't count but for whatever… — Bennett Madison Copy Share Image
If the portraits of our absent friends are pleasant to us, which renew our memory of them and relieve our regret for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember one letter from a girl in a midwestern town who read one of my books and thought she had discovered… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
Feathers shall raise men even as they do birds towards heaven :- That is by letters written with their quills. — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
If your letters are as long as the bible, they will appear short to me. Only let them be brim full of… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Someday an opportunity will come. Think about Harry Potter. His life is terrible, but then a letter arrives, he gets on a… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
Writings scatter to the winds blank checks in an insane charge. And were they not such flying leaves, there would be no… — Jacques Lacan Copy Share Image
I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.' — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors. It's my letter,' she began. 'I cannot make it right.' Come in,… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
I see that I've become a really bad correspondent. It's not that I don't think of you. You come into my thoughts… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
There are other letters for the child to learn than those which Cadmus invented. The Spaniards have a good term to express… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
All sorts of articles and letters appear in the papers about women. Profound questions are raised concerning them. Should they smoke? Should… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I thought, maybe the difference between white folks and colored is just this matter of reading and writing. I made up my… — Mary McLeod Bethune Copy Share Image
For a long time we dreamed of a real leather ball, and at last my brother had one for his birthday. The… — Alison Uttley Copy Share Image
After the second chapter of Days of Obligation, which is about the death of a friend of mine from AIDS, was published… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
She said she thought it [ letter "C"] meant alphabetical order. But nobody bothered to ask did she ever see an "A,"… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
For some time I lived in fear of receiving a letter signed 'S. Gollum'. That would have been more difficult to deal… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
To be a philosophical sceptic is, in a man of letters, the first and most essential to being a sound, believing Christian. — David Hume Copy Share Image
I get some letters from girls that if their mothers knew what they were writing me in these letters, they'd get their… — Rick James Copy Share Image
We can glimpse it in the book of Acts: the method of the kingdom will match the message of the kingdom. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Howbeit, though no scholar, I am not one of those who misuse the English speech, and, being foolishly led by the hasty… — Bret Harte Copy Share Image
Darling, if I think of all I miss now, I will go crazy. I should not think of that. I only want… — Diet Eman Copy Share Image
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