She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Commander Tool Belt" Jason said. "Bad Boy Supreme" Piper said. "Chef Leo the Tofu Taco Expert." They laughed and told stories about… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“As his raft skimmed over the water, taking him back to the mortal world, he understood a line from the Prophecy better-… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Hey.” [Leo] squeezed her hand, though Hazel sensed nothing romantic in the gesture. “Machines are designed to work.” “Uh, what?” “I figure… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs… “Okay,” Frank relented. “Sure.” He frowned… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I figure the world is basically a machine. I don't know who made it, if it was the Fates, or the gods,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It is true I do not like fire. But Leo Valdez's flames are not strong enough to trouble me." Somewhere behind Hazel,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Shut up, me" Leo said out loud. "What?" Piper asked. "Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive." "Oh." Suddenly Leo didn't… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you ?” His hair was greased back. He had welding goggles on… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I figure the universe is basically like a machine. I don't know who made it, if it was the Fates, or the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug. "Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps!” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!” “Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!” “Good for him!” Leo yelled back. “The Nereid said we should seek… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.” — rick riordan Copy Share Image