A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Actually I'm taking her for a ride," I say slyly, inching my hand up the back of Ella's leg and she slaps… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
Once a year, I take my whole wine team down to see the Giants, and we meet the players. I've never seen… — Tom Seaver Copy Share Image
Just Enough Soil for legs Axe for hands Flower for eyes Bird for ears Mushrooms for nose Smile for mouth Songs for… — Nanao Sakaki Copy Share Image
I thought, 'OK, I'm done here. I'll take responsibility and go away.' Little did I know I was going to be going… — Terry Francona Copy Share Image
Tzu Li went to see Tzu Lai who was dying. Leaning against the door, he said, 'Great is the Creator! What will… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
glancing back I got my first clear look at the monster. He was seven feet tall, easy, his arms and legs like… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
But in the morning Lust is always furtive. It dresses as mechanically as it undressed and heads straight for the door, to… — Henry Fairlie Copy Share Image
When I was fourteen, my father decided to initiate me into the ways of manhood, and took me to the local whorehouse.… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
New York! The white prisons, the sidewalks swarming with maggots, the breadlines, the opium joints that are built like palaces, the kikes… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Gorlog's teeth!" Erak exclaimed, stunned at the numbers. "How many are there?" "Ten thousand, maybe twelve," Halt replied briefly. The Skandian let… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
By now, a million pedal strokes have etched the muscles in my legs with a single purpose: to power the crank and… — Frosty Wooldridge Copy Share Image
Let me put it bluntly: anyone who says that money isn't important doesn't have any! Rich people understand the importance of money… — T. Harv Eker Copy Share Image
The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors,… — Eva Ibbotson Copy Share Image
I bounce my knees, but I do not have restless leg syndrome. I did an interview, I don't even know who it… — Taylor Lautner Copy Share Image
I reached the stage where I was afraid to wiggle my leg, but then I thought 'why shouldn't I?' It's what I… — Steve Marriott Copy Share Image
Writing is the only profession where nobody considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. Money is like an arm or a… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
“It oughtn't to need a war to make us talk to each other in buses, and invent our own amusements in the… — Jan Struther Copy Share Image
He asks me what happened to my leg. I told him I was shot by a shark. He doesn't react. Doesn't seem… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb… — Dag Hammarskjold Copy Share Image
My stern chase after time is, to borrow a simile from Tom Paine, like the race of a man with a wooden… — John Quincy Adams Copy Share Image
Was it that you wanted to pull my leg by transporting me to the frozen Himalayan heights of 'mahatmaship' and claiming for… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
It takes time; you look at what happened with LeBron, Wade, and Bosh. It took them a year or two to get… — David Robinson Copy Share Image
Probably a few weeks after I was born I started having casts put on my legs to straighten them out. After that… — Kristi Yamaguchi Copy Share Image
Regardless of the criticisms I receive from the left, the right and the middle, I think it's important to maintain a prolific… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
They put chains on me; they chained my waist, my legs. Put me in the back of a squad car, and I… — Jim Bakker Copy Share Image
I was a hundred-percent sick, I felt as if I had no further use for my legs, they just hung over the… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
One thing I can say - and anybody can say from any team I've ever played on - is that when I… — Jermaine O'Neal Copy Share Image
I realised that I had a choice to either feel angry about not having arms and legs, or thankful for having my… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
I suffer from arachnophobia. I don't mind the tiny spiders so much, it's the ones with their legs covered in thick hair. — Leona Lewis Copy Share Image
If you were disabled in Russia, you had to re-register every year, and it took up to six months to re-register, so… — Duncan Green Copy Share Image
We can't control injuries and we can't control things like that. But physically, when it comes down to pure strength, quads, legs,… — Jermaine O'Neal Copy Share Image
One of the chief things which my typical man has to learn is that the mental faculties are capable of a continuous… — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
When I got back to my father and mother and was sitting up there in our tepee, my face was still all… — Black Elk Copy Share Image
I do love shoes that make my legs longer. I have the upper body of someone who's 5ft 8in, so high heels… — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
A town, a landscape are when seen from afar a town and a landscape; but as one gets nearer, there are houses,… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
Referees need help. Players are getting faster and fitter and too many referees are making decisions from behind the play. They see… — Andy Townsend Copy Share Image
