Lazy Quotes · Page 3

Are you lazy or just incompetent?

— Jeff Bezos

When not working, my days are lazy.

— Farhan Akhtar

I am cautious about becoming lazy.

— HoYeon Jung

“Lazy Edge Area (LEA)”

— Jeroen Saey

I'm too lazy to work out.

— Joel Robuchon

I can be a lazy dresser.

— Michael Sheen

This is no lazy mans field

— Claude C. Hopkins

Programmers can be lazy.

— Larry Wall

Lazy people can't practice Ashtanga Yoga

— K. Pattabhi Jois

If you don't appear at all one day they think you're lazy or dead.

— Frank O'Hara

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things

— Bertrand Russell

I'm a bad artist. I'm lazy and untalented and bad.

— Lisa Hanawalt

Procrastination is a lazy man's apology.

— Chinua Achebe

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

— Hussein Nishah

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

— Oliver Reed

The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal

— Kyle Petty

I work like a dog when I have to, but when I'm not working, I get terribly lazy and could sit around…

— Liam Cunningham

I think e-mail is kind of a cheap way to communicate. It's a lazy way of writing a letter, you know.

— Peyton Manning

I had a choice to be lazy or lean - if I hadn't changed, thing probably would catch up with me.

— Jim Brown

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.

— Will Rogers

Men ignorant of letters, studious for their bellies, and ignominiously lazy.

— George Sandys

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

— R. K. Milholland

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an…

— Anonymous

Lazy breathing converts the lungs, literally and figuratively speaking, into a cemetery for the deposition of diseased, dying and dead germs as…

— Joseph Pilates

“It bothered Veblen’s mother that most people were lazy and had given up original thought a long time ago, stealing stale phrases…

— Elizabeth Mckenzie

“You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll…

— George Carlin

I have great Indian genes! You know, I'm lazy. I want to take advantage of the fact that I have a great…

— Priyanka Chopra

The most dangerous kind of man is not the one who spent his youth shoving others around. That kind of man gets…

— Brandon Sanderson

Our lazy embrace of Stewart and Colbert is a testament to our own impoverished comic standards. We have come to accept coy…

— Steve Almond

Woe to the lazy man! Laziness is an evil disease which you must not let seize you in childhood, for when you…

— Carlo Collodi

“There is something wonderful about a death, how everything shuts down, and all the ways you thought you were vital are not…

— Anne Enright

I put the pro in procrastinate.

— Orebela Gbenga

Diet food is for lazy people.

— Anonymous

I'm a really lazy poker player.

— Jason Taylor

You're kind of a lazy hoe.

— Huey Freeman

“You are worthy. Don’t be lazy.”

— Dragos Bratasanu, Ph.D

Vengeance is a lazy form of grief.

— Nicole Kidman

“Lazy people live lonely lives.”

— Habeeb Akande

I can get really lazy.

— Whitney Port