Laughing Quotes · Page 213

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and…

— Cameron Diaz

With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five…

— Aubrey Plaza

Th left laugh at the idea that you think we might have been on the verge of losing America. They laugh at…

— Rush Limbaugh

It's extraordinary to think that if you walked into a room and said you had never heard of Hamlet, you would be…

— Robert Winston

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week.…

— Jen Kirkman

He who, in questions of right, virtue, or duty, sets himself above all ridicule, is truly great, and shall laugh in the…

— Johann Kaspar Lavater

I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is…

— Kevin Hart

Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.

— Armando Iannucci

[Men] prefer the foolish belief and the passions of the earth [to the enlightenment of their souls]. They believe the absurd and…

— Iain Pears

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

— Conan O'Brien

When I was a kid I would get upset when people laughed at me when I didn't mean to be funny. I…

— Julie Kavner

The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and…

— Ricky Gervais

Italian footballers can take a coffee and sit for two hours talking, laughing.

— Sven-Goran Eriksson

I'm dedicated to bringing to life what the author is trying to portray. I try to make the producers cry and the…

— Adina Porter

They were actually really nice to me [in Fast 8]. We had BBQs every day on set. We had a lot of…

— Scott Eastwood

Often the ideas in the show start out as ideas that make you laugh - outrageous "what if" ideas. I wanted an…

— Charlie Brooker

Oh, my dear Kepler, how I wish that we could have one hearty laugh together. Here, at Padua, is the principal professor…

— Galileo Galilei

I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.

— Pierre Beaumarchais

Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh;…

— George Herbert

You picked that out?” Caine asked. “That pink, plastic toy?” I turned to look at him. “I happen to have been a…

— Jennifer Estep

To dismiss basic contexts such as link colours, page layouts, navigation systems, and visual hierarchy as 'boring' or 'pedestrian' is akin to…

— Jeffrey Veen

All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

— Dick Gregory

I always put these pert jackanapeses out of countenance by looking extremely grave when they expect that I should laugh at their…

— Lord Chesterfield

A prophet weeps while others are laughing.

— Warren W. Wiersbe