Don't take yourself too seriously - learn to laugh. Hire slowly and fire fast. And the most important thing is: you never… — Ronnie Apteker Copy Share Image
One of the tours we had scheduled - the gaslight tour of Jack the Ripper's haunts, and on Halloween, no less, was… — Andrea Phillips Copy Share Image
If I'm making myself laugh, I figure most of my readers will be amused as well. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
You could call him," Wes suggests. "Why be a spectator in the game of love? Take charge. Don't wait around and let… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
You know, some of the action stuff, I tend to have a pretty good sense of humor about it. Even when I… — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
I moved up beside Jamie."I have to go." She frowned at me. "Where?" I pressed a hand to the bottom of my… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
You hear some people saying, 'I'm alive on stage; it's where I feel most complete...' I don't understand that at all; I… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
I have always thought it was a terrible shame that the women's movement didn't realise how much easier it was to reach… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The rosary in the hand, repentance on the lips, and the heart full of sinful longings-sin itself laughs at our repentance! — Saib Tabrizi Copy Share Image
We are diverse, big time. Sully is the main man, which makes sense as the lead man of the band. Tony and… — Robbie Merrill Copy Share Image
Three Days of the Condor is still an interesting film to watch not because it's political. It happens to be political. But… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
When thou findest thyself scorning another, look then at thy own heart and laugh at thy folly. — Sri Aurobindo Copy Share Image
I laugh when Floyd Mayweather says that if he went back in time he would beat us all. I'll tell you this:… — Roberto Duran Copy Share Image
Only in this world do we laugh: in hell, it won't be possible; and in heaven, it won't be proper. — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
All of Creation’s a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I think the birds in the area are dying laughing watching me try not to crash. — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I find it easier to cry than I do to laugh convincingly. It's incredibly hard to pull off a laugh that feels… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
Katherine Heiny's work does something magical: elevates the mundane so that it has the stakes of a mystery novel, gives women's interior… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
The more I watch politicians in action, it just makes me angry. I watch certain politicians get asked questions that need answers… — Paolo Nutini Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, sees a girl that catches his eye. Asks her if she wants another,… — Tyler Farr Copy Share Image
I remember being in college and taking a class on classical music and getting a big laugh when I said very sincerely… — Ira Kaplan Copy Share Image