“You can have a normal life. It's not too late for you." I nearly laughed. "You've clearly never met my parents. Normal… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
You love me?" He just looked at me for a moment. And then he reared back his head and laughed, a rich,… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
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I was 32 when I signed for Everton, and Roberto Martinez said, 'With your style of game, you can play until you're… — Gareth Barry Copy Share Image
“Phillip laughed. “You always did give great head.” “And I’ll continue to—just not for you.” With that I winked before walking away” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
She said I've heard you flying high on my radio I answered "It's not all it seems" That's when she laughed and… — Harry Chapin Copy Share Image
If you had asked me in my early 20s or in high school if I was going to wrestle, I would have… — Charlotte Flair Copy Share Image
“So,” Marlboro Man began over dinner one night. “How many kids do you want to have?” I almost choked on my medium-rare… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
You will find this hard to believe, but I've never laughed as much as I did when I was a corporate lawyer.… — Susan Cain Copy Share Image
I was like, wow, this guy's [Donald Trump ] going to do well. And I remember people laughed at me. People were… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“You are weak, Savannah. I can feel it when our minds merge." "Stay out of my mind. You certainly weren't invited." Her… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“He bowed jokingly, and everyone laughed as Mrs.Anderson shook her head. "Did you even read the material?" "of course I did." "Who… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
“But then she often felt like this lately. The world seemed full of transparent frauds that only she could see through. She… — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures. Certainly he ought not so… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
America hasn't been leading anything. We have been blamed the last eight years [2008-2016]. The United States has been nothing special about… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I laughed more in the hospital than I ever have in my life, making fun of all the weird things that were… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
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“She laughed that joyous full-blown sound that children eventually grow out of, as if the world bleeds the joy from them.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Mom laughed. "Well that's why, when it's real, you do whatever you have to do to work it out. Screw stability. Forget… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
When greeting Pope Benedict a few years ago, I was meant to kiss the papal ring but I head-butted his hand instead.… — Ronan Keating Copy Share Image
“Throwing a sub at the Apollyon probably wasn't something that should be done in public. But I couldn't help it; I laughed.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
“The class laughed. I can tell the difference between people making fun of us and people being nice to us.” — Sharon M Draper Copy Share Image
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Fans always say they laughed and they cried while reading my books. And I tell them that I laughed and cried while… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
...and when he thought about the way she laughed, as though she owned the air around her, his heart thundered inside his… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Jason Aldean just asked me if I was here tonight for the remake of Stayin' Alive...I laughed...Then drank another beer. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
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Better have men reproach you for being good, than have God damn you for being wicked. Be not laughed out of your… — Thomas Watson Copy Share Image
someones married their everyones laughed their cryings and did their dance (sleep wake hope and then) they said their nevers they slept… — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
“Bobby laughed. Not aloud. He would never laugh in his best friend’s face when he went into overprotective brother mode. But inside… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
“Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
I have been very lucky - all the jobs I've done have been with lovely people. In fact, I've been on many… — Lucy Davis Copy Share Image
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