Laugh Quotes · Page 80

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

— Richard Pryor

Do what make you happy , be with who make you smile , laugh as much as you breath , & love…

— Spido

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

— Molly Shannon

A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.

— Orison S. Marden

I laugh all the time. I'm an easy laugher. You can find me on any set, because I'm always laughing.

— Quentin Tarantino

I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism.

— Sherri Shepherd

Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack. New life goal? I think so.

— Anonymous

The type of thing that one person would get mad at, another person would laugh at, is a good kind of zone…

— Nathan Fielder

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who…

— Anonymous

And I began to tell little anecdotes that had happened to me, and people would laugh. And I began to like that,…

— Mel Tillis

“Nowhere in the bible did it say, “Only show compassion and empathy to those you can trust.” If we did that, we…

— Shannon L. Alder

“There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it's actually the…

— Anne Frank

Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all but heart…

— Anonymous

I think comedy and satire are a very important part of democracy, and it's important we are able to laugh at the…

— Rory Bremner

We sit in a room, laugh, and all come up with comedy situations, which we work out. Sometimes we cross the line,…

— Joe Gatto

“Quit acting like everything is so serious. Most situations aren’t as bad as you fear, and those that are might benefit from…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

Live like SPONGEBOB. Laugh out loud all day without any reason & annoy the mean people with your happiness.

— Anonymous

As a kid, I was always the jokester. I was telling stories at dinner and trying to make people laugh.

— Wyck Godfrey

I laugh in the face of danger.It's a silent laugh and I usually wait until danger turns around.

— Anonymous

Blessed are they, That can laugh at themselves, For they will never cease to be amused. ~

— Ritu Ghatourey

It's important to laugh at yourself. Especially if you want people to think you're clinically insane.

— Anonymous

You live, you laugh, you love, you learn. You scream, you cry, you crash, you burn.

— Anonymous

We're sick of other people saying what other people should laugh at.

— Dave Portnoy

“In life we will smile, laugh, cry, bleed, die and finally laugh again.”

— Mwanandeke Kindembo

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.

— Epictetus

“Thos who rule the world get so little opportunity to run about and laugh and play in it.”

— Stephen Fry

The criticism of my choice to come to Paris? I just want to laugh.

— Gianluigi Donnarumma

I want to be prophetic and take stands and stand with those on the margins, and I want to laugh as much…

— Greg Boyle

I don't talk about myself in the third person, and I laugh at people who do.

— Ringo Starr

I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.

— Jane Horrocks

Sometimes when I'm performing, whenever my puppet cracks a joke, it actually makes me laugh.

— Darci Lynne Farmer

For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

— Bennett Cerf

“True, he doesn't make you cry. Question is, does he make you laugh?”

— Holly Chamberlin

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

— Ricky Gervais

Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.

— Evan Esar

Even friends want you to fail. They'd get a good laugh if I fell flat on my face.

— Steve Harwell

“Laugh soon because you never know how soon it will be too late”

— Thomas F. Shubnell

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

— Ron White

I need you. Not because you taught me the true definition of love but you make me laugh more than anyone else.

— Alfusainey Jallow

I just knew it would get a big laugh when people saw the 'Flying Nun' throwing the bird to a highway patrolman.

— Hal Needham