You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
