“Keisha, my love,” I said in my fey-est, gayest drawl, “your bum doesn’t just look big, it is big. No, I take that back. It’s enormous. Planets feel inferior beside it . Lesser bums are drawn into orbit around it.… — JL Merrow Copy Share Image
“Keisha, my love,” I said in my fey-est, gayest drawl, “your bum doesn’t just look big, it is big. No, I take that back.… — JL Merrow Copy Share Image
“You should put it on your business cards - Tom Paretski, the pocket-sized plumber. No job too small. " "Again with the height jokes.… — JL Merrow Copy Share Image
“I grabbed the case and gave it a cuddle. “My darling! Thank you. Come on in and have a coffee. Or a tea. Or… — JL Merrow Copy Share Image
