The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch. — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
In fact, somebody keeps putting on my Wikipedia page that I'm either Don Pardo's son or grandson. I had an audition recently where the… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
I grew up in the South Side, and when we would have snow and blizzards and drifts, we would jump off the garage roof… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
Remember when you were a kid, you'd jump on the bed, and you'd have no worries in the world, and you'd just jump on… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music. — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
