“Be careful with that bloody great knife. Last time it was around, some oaf stuck me in the arse.” — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“Every day at 4:00 PM, Thaddeus Osbert serves tea. After all, he is a very proper dragon. Two lumps, milk not cream. He hums… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“Allow me to introduce myself. I am Thaddeus Osbert, son of Kenelm Osbert, protector of the House of Kane.” — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“Caladfwlch is ‘hard lightning’ in Welsh. The silly French dubbed the blade Excalibur.” — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“I've had the immense pleasure of knowing Thaddeus for over 4 years now. In that time I have experienced his incredible powers of observation,… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“Dedicated to black lace thong panties, steaming hot showers, pimento-stuffed green olives and sharp cheddar cheese sliced with a credit card.” — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“Thaddeus Osbert sat in the middle of my office, scrunched over so he could fit. He looked me right in the eye and said,… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“The universe said, “You’re almost there, just a few more steps.” I agreed and took those steps. However, my definition of the distance was… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“I was an engineer with Fairbanks Morse, Mr. President. I helped design some of the engines in their locomotives before the war, but then… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“I have quite a story to tell you,” Parke said with a dramatic flair. “Sit back with that ‘coke’ and listen to the tale… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“No tugs, Number One?” the Captain inquired with a definite inflection to his voice. “You’re well aware that I shall receive a complaint upon… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“As a wee two hundred-year-old, I decided the south of England was much to my liking. A wee bit warmer and I prefer barbecuing… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“There is just one problem, Captain,” the President said quietly. “I can’t order you to undertake such a covert project. It’s dangerous, could get… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
