“Before last night, the most action I had gotten was from a down pillow.” — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
“T-stop! T-stop!" Liz was yelling. At this point, that was about as helpful as yelling at me that the sky was blue.” — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
“So,is your brother seeing anyone?" Ew! It took all my energy not to squirm. Or yell, "Run! Run for the hills!” — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
“I just wondered if you still thought I was kind of a jerk," he said, facing the fire. "Not at all," I said. "And… — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
“Hey!" (Me:panting, smiling brightly, determined.) "Hey." (Him:blank face, eyes shifty, but still frustratingly handsome.) "Are you on your way somewhere? (Me:Still smiling, still determined.)… — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
“Before last night, the most action I had gotten was from a down pillow.” — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
“Wait,do you need to ask Fozzie if thats okay? I don't want to intrude, you know." "No, it was actually his idea to ask… — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
“Hello,Darth Vader," said Jeremy, elbowing me in the side. I was taking deep, loud breaths through my mouth. I do that whenever I'm really… — Abby Sher Copy Share Image
