Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist and homophobic tendencies. Dont listen to these people, Larry. Theyre just bitter and jealous and right. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
