Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
I enjoy the acting, but I didn't plan on that. It fell into my lap, and I'm having a lot of fun… — David Labrava Copy Share Image
Silence fell between them, as tangible as the dark tree shadows that fell across their laps and that now seemed to rest… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
It has been wisely said, "that well may thy guardian angel suffer thee to lose thy locks, when thou darest wilfully to… — Jane Porter Copy Share Image
No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to Phoenix. I ran well there last year in the Nationwide Series, and it was one of the tracks… — Justin Allgaier Copy Share Image
You are a child if you thought I didn’t know, for all your smothering yourself under that hot lap robe. Of course,… — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat. — Anne Enright Copy Share Image
I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Assuredly, the size of (Cadel) Evans' heart will come to be compared to Phar Lap. — Paul Ramadge Copy Share Image
The best way to measure how much you've grown isn't by inches or the number of laps you can now run around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go with your love to the fields. Lie down in the shade. Rest your head in her lap. Swear allegiance to what… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
You don't take your newborn baby, put that baby on your lap, and say, "Now listen, kid, you were born in sin,… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take… — Lynn Swann Copy Share Image
One of my earliest memories involves sitting on my dad’s lap in his studio in the garage of our house and watching… — Kara Walker Copy Share Image
Go away. I told you, I'm not interested." She looked from his lap to his face. "Your nose is growing too. — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
And ever against eating cares Lap me in soft Lydian airs, Married to immortal verse — John Milton Copy Share Image
And now we can't," I said. "Which sucks, but the main thing is that your dad's alive." He smiled, hesitant at first,… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad. — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
Who are the violets now That strew the lap of the new-come spring? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to… — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
You would not believe how loose this car is for two laps after the green. Then, just like that, it's back to… — Dale Earnhardt, Jr Copy Share Image
