Lap Quotes · Page 3

Writing and directing just sort of fell into my lap.

— John Krasinski

I can write with a crying child on my lap. I have. Often.

— David Baldacci

Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.

— Bill Maher

Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat.

— Anne Enright

Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.

— Paula Wall

There is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap.

— Faraaz Kazi

I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs… Perhaps I am an exception.

— Emily Bronte

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.

— David Coleman

There is some shadow of delight and delicacy which smiles upon and flatters us even in the very lap of melancholy.

— Michel de Montaigne

Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.

— Bill Bryson

You know, if a TV show dropped into my lap out of the blue, I would have a hard time turning it…

— Laurie Metcalf

Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad's lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis and others for their…

— Michelle Obama

I never planned on doing a book about Paul Farmer or his organization. I met him in Haiti when I was on…

— Tracy Kidder

Confidence is always a good thing to have going into the weekend. Especially where it's quite difficult to put the lap together.

— Lando Norris

I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more…

— James Packer

The secret of popular writing is never to put more on a given page than the common reader can lap off it…

— Ezra Pound

I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into Turn 1, every lap, with confidence. You…

— Danica Patrick

LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of…

— Ambrose Bierce

Cat's are unpredictable. It is a fine line between the cure, inquisitive and innocent creature resting on our lap and the hissing,…

— George Takei

I kind of just lost track of laps. I couldn't hear a split. It was just so loud in here everyone was…

— Will Leer

We stand there, quiet. My questions all seem wrong: How did you get so old? Was it all at once, in a…

— Jennifer Egan

At 5 years old, I saw 'Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein,' and I was so scared when Costello sat himself down in…

— Leonard Susskind

You have got me walking up and down all day under those trees, saying to me over and over again, "Solitude, solitude."…

— Thomas Merton

You okay? (Grace) Oh, yeah. I’m just fine considering the fact I’ve walked through burning fires that hurt less than my groin…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the…

— Richard Simmons

The stupid vamp just asked me to marry him. Here, now? As if looking like I just died is how I wanted…

— C.C. Hunter

Look round this universe. What an immense profusion of beings, animated and organized, sensible and active! You admire this prodigious variety and…

— David Hume

That was a frustrating race for me. I pushed as hard as possible at the start on the medium tyres whilst everyone…

— Pastor Maldonado

Still sitting, he reached out and pulled me toward him. We stayed there, looking at each other, his hand still wrapped in…

— Kelley Armstrong

I just had…my Farmer's Insurance Chevrolet was the fasted car here. In the first run. We were going forward, just taking our…

— Kasey Kahne

If all we know of mind is the aspect of mind that dissolves when we die, we will be left with no…

— Sogyal Rinpoche

At teenage parties he was always wandering into the garden, sitting on a bench in the dark . . . staring up…

— Mark Haddon

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.

— Murray Walker

I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance.

— Lexa Doig

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.

— Billy Connolly

Who are the violets now That strew the lap of the new-come spring?

— William Shakespeare

An unmanly sort of man whose love life seems to have been largely confined to crying in laps and playing mouse.

— W. H. Auden

It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big…

— Stacy Keibler

Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up.

— Orson Welles

It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap.

— Russell Simmons