Laden Quotes · Page 2

We have the wrong people chasing Osama bin Laden. It ought to be athletic directors and reporters. They'll find you.

— Kelvin Sampson

Osama Bin Laden sets Guinness world record for longest hide and seek.

— Anonymous

[on Osama bin Laden] He is either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.

— Donald Rumsfeld

Osama Bin laden… World champion at hide and go seek since 2001!!!

— Anonymous

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

— Anonymous

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I move like, Bin Laden armed with them hammers, in that new Jag wagon, with James Bond vagrant.

— Tony Yayo

I don't know anything about Osama Bin Laden that doesn't come to me through the filter of the West and its propaganda.

— Hugo Chavez

The latest report is that Osama bin Laden has shaved his beard, is wearing Western clothes and has had plastic surgery. Isn't…

— Jay Leno

Osama Bin Laden is dead. Killed not by a massive troop deployment but by a commando raid carried out by a few…

— Richard Engel

I congratulate him on taking out Osama bin Laden and going after the leadership in Al Qaeda, but we cant kill our…

— Mitt Romney

Bin Laden, who was in his country, attacked and damaged our Pentagon, and killed our soldiers right out here at the Pentagon.…

— Jeff Sessions

We know from the material that was recovered from the bin Laden compound that bin Laden was looking at the 10th anniversary…

— John O. Brennan

In short, the hunt for bin Laden could not have been accomplished without every form of American intelligence-gathering.

— Peter Bergen

What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and…

— David Letterman

There will always be spies. We have to have them. Without them we wouldn't have got Osama bin Laden - it took…

— Gary Oldman

A few months ago, and again this week, bin Laden publicly vowed to publicly wage a terrorist war against America, saying, and…

— William J. Clinton

For a long time, I was portrayed as the Osama bin Laden of the Internet, and I really wanted to be able…

— Kevin Mitnick

Osama bin Laden is very shrewd. But he struck me, even in 1997, as being remarkably out of touch. I remember thinking…

— Robert Fisk

The reason bin Laden staggered the planes going into the towers was so every camera would be focused on the second tower…

— John Cusack

This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which…

— David Letterman

I imagine Johnny Mathis hates Bin Laden as much as I do, but could Johnny agree Bin Laden had a better speechwriter…

— John Waters

The bin Laden I met each time was in a simple Saudi white robe, with a simple, cheap kafiya and very cheap…

— Robert Fisk

Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time…

— David Letterman

So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

— Anonymous

Osama bin Laden isn't dead until Donald Trump's seen the death certificate.

— Anonymous

The terrorist threat has decreased in some ways, because Bin Laden is dead.

— Tim Kaine

We climbed the stairs to the third floor, where Osama bin Laden died early in the morning of May 2, 2011.

— Anonymous

I said if I had bin Laden in our view, I would take a shot. You said we shouldn't move heaven and…

— Barack Obama

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

— David Letterman

Without the connotation good or bad, bin Laden's a great man in the sense that he's influenced the course of history.

— Michael Scheuer

R.I.P Osama Bin Laden - World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 - 2011)

— Anonymous

When you see the one who hate the most.. You wish you had the number of Ben Laden.. grrrrrrrr

— Kand3n

If there is one Osama bin Laden now, there will be 100 bin Ladens afterwards.

— Hosni Mubarak

Bin Laden buried at sea. I'm surprised he didn't float.. like most shit does!

— Jon Lano

If Osama Bin Laden had a student loan, we would have found him Sept 12.

— Anonymous

If there is one bin Laden now, there will be 100 bin Ladens afterward.

— Hosni Mubarak

Sorry Anne Frank, but Osama Bin Laden's hiding spot was much better.

— Anonymous

Bin Laden is not well read and he's not sophisticated, but he will have worked out very coldly what America would do.

— Robert Fisk

“I felt laden. Air itself has weight and mass, and Kansas had the most air of anywhere I'd ever been.”

— Leif Enger