It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
But we can't alibi all our ills by just knocking the old banker. First he loaned the money, then the people all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One wants recovery to start from the bottom, and the other wants it to start from the top. I don't know which… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for --… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
