I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought,… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it,… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them. "But I'm… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em. — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“I’ll never forget one night Jep was coming home late and got his truck stuck in a muddy road close to where we live.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Women with women. Men with men. They committed indecent acts with one another. And they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I’m not going askew from the principles on which the United States was built; I’m right there with our founding fathers. I’m a patriot… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
