A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
You never have to know all the answers because you won't be asked all the questions. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
