A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
The minute more than two people know a secret, it is no longer a secret. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
People of integrity expect to be believed. They also know time will prove them right and are willing to wait. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Maturity is the ability to control anger and settle differences without violence or destruction. The mature person can face unpleasantness, frustration, discomfort… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Parents do not owe their progeny an inheritance no matter how much money they have. One of the surest ways to produce… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Maturity is the art of living in peace with that which cannot be changed, the courage to change that which should be… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes hold your head high look it squarely in the eye and say… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead; that is where your future lies. Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider it servitude. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.” — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Imagine you had a bank that each morning credited your account with $1,440 - with one condition: whatever part of the $1,440 you failed… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image