I might have lost an acquaintance because of 'Pregnant Women Are Smug.' But we weren't close. Actually, I don't know if the woman knows the song is about her. I have a feeling she might. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my favorite kind… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to create. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like,… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living like rappers,… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
It's more fun to write stuff when you know someone's going to nail it. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first moved out… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
The biggest trap that all performers and writers find is that when something really crazy, really bad happens, your mind immediately goes to, 'Can… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
If you're trying to be an actor, sometimes you get lucky, and you end up on 'The Office', but if you don't, and you… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
