I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
After that, anytime she caught me near a kitchen she’d start in on me. So I have an automatic sphincter clench any… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The more you know, the more you can create. There's no end to imagination in the kitchen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't raised my voice for eight to 10 years in the kitchen. And I won't have anybody shouting. If I hear… — Heston Blumenthal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I miss hamburgers, I should say that. I miss the tuna pizzas at Mercer Kitchen. — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
The kitchen is where we deal with the elements of the universe. It is where we come to understand our past and… — Laura Esquivel Copy Share Image
We lived in a flat that you could pretty much fit in my current kitchen. No wonder people drink! I can't understand… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I've always believed that the things middle class families struggle with around their kitchen tables should define my work in Washington. — Gary Peters Copy Share Image
It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I,… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
If you're using technology in a way that opens out conversation in your family, with your friends, with people you care about,… — Judy Woodruff Copy Share Image
Get wreck in the kitchen like she on the Cooking Channel, And then hide the heat in the car door... God damn,… — Sadat X Copy Share Image
The reason I am still sitting at Josef's kitchen table is the same reason traffic slows after a car wreck- you want… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
When I'm home, the heart and soul of our family is in the kitchen. Growing up, my parents both worked, so dinnertime… — Cat Cora Copy Share Image
Oh, father's gone to market-town, he was up before the day, And Jamie's after robins, and the man is making hay, And… — Richard Watson Gilder Copy Share Image
What happens at the average church or synagogue or mosque is that I don't know many priests or ministers or rabbis who… — Norman Lear Copy Share Image
And realize that life is the best thing ever, and that you have no business taking it for granted. Care so deeply… — Arthur Balfour Copy Share Image
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
The first thing Julian wanted to do in life, well, before he wanted to be an artist and then a musician, was… — Cynthia Lennon Copy Share Image
I had been thinking about the question, "What do I love about America?" I kept coming back to this idea of community… — Richard Blanco Copy Share Image
We stopped eating meat many years ago. During the course of a Sunday lunch we happened to look out of the kitchen… — Linda McCartney Copy Share Image
The biggest considerations I had were practical: how do you move such a large number of actors around a small space? So,… — Hirokazu Koreeda Copy Share Image
“The pastry kitchen is colder than I had imagined but smells delicious, as sweet and crisp as the bite of an apple.… — Hannah Tunnicliffe Copy Share Image
...when I came back, I found Mom sobbing at the kitchen table...Then I asked her what had happened. 'Nothing,'she said. 'I was… — Susan Beth Pfeffer Copy Share Image
Hollis " I said "you're messing with me right now aren't you You're in Paris or somewhere and just-" "What " he… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I cook more theoretically than I do practically. My job is creative, and in the kitchen, the biggest part of my creativity… — Ferran Adria Copy Share Image
My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen… — Tom Conti Copy Share Image
I watched the first week of 'Hell's Kitchen'. It was fascinating to see Marco Pierre White because I've only ever seen him… — Paul Kaye Copy Share Image
I was certain t find the familiar sting of salt, but what I needed to know was what kind: kitchen, sweat, tears… — Monique Truong Copy Share Image
Vegan With A Vengeance is on my kitchen shelf. This fun and creative book is delicious for people like me, who don’t… — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums,… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
I'm a very improvisational cook. I sort of like to make things up as I go along. I'm quite creative in the… — Gugu Mbatha-Raw Copy Share Image
I usually have a driver, or take a taxi. But I'm down to earth. I like to clean the kitchen, I iron… — Gino D'Acampo Copy Share Image
Mother's Day routine is usually a lot of flour, eggs, and a big mess in the kitchen. That's what it involves in… — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
For all you guys who think the kitchen is where the women belong read thishttp://instagram.com/p/WZV3S1lvgM/ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My happy place is having a Saturday morning while everybody else is just mooching about and I'll do a big old batch… — Edith Bowman Copy Share Image
There's probably things at the back of your kitchen cupboard that you've not seen for years. — George Clarke Copy Share Image
My mother's kitchen was built to be the focal point of our house. I got into the kitchen often as a child. — Gail Simmons Copy Share Image
For the socially timid, the kitchen is the place to be. At least, it is a place to start. — Laurie Colwin Copy Share Image
I grew up being told by my parents each time they went off to war that they may explode, so I needed… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Even the kinds of ingredients you can find in your own kitchen can be used to make bombs. So the problem is… — Michael Chertoff Copy Share Image