“I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back to the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the left. You can just kiss… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“I pulled the dress out of the bag and held it in front of me. Ella sat up straighter and squinted her eyes, while… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“Now I take care of animals. I go to their homes while their owners are away and feed them and groom them and play… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“When you're young, you're more prone to overlook friends' faults and forgive their weaknesses because you know you're all still cooking and nobody's done.” — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That I left… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food, — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out. — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“Now here's the thing about being a little off-center; you're never sure if you're a bona fide loon or if you have insight that… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take. — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
