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When you have kids, for me, it really changed me. I was always empathetic to other children, but now I'm so much… — Sam Trammell Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I thought I would be an action-movie hero. I was like, "They're gonna be able to CGI… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Not that I have any little kids running around I need to keep away from the guns. I had any kids I'd… — Charlie Huston Copy Share Image
When an adult creates something unique, it is experience. When a kid constructs anything memorable, he is prodigious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about - having… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you tell kids they're stupid--directly or indirectly--sooner or later they start… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share Image
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Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
[When I was a kid] I was a surgeon, amputating legs and arms of my paper dolls. And I had a little… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
I was a child of the '60s basically, which is a real blank. I really started growing up, I think, in the… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
We've got a pretty close family. Just ended fourteen years of travel hockey with two boys. My daughter was always a part… — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
I am convinced that if we lose kids to the culture of drugs and materialism, of violence and war, it's because we… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
I'm sure as an infant, no matter what I looked like, I felt like the most loved kid getting those massages. So… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
After a while, you're growing up so quickly and you begin to not know your parents anymore. You're left with the memories… — Diane Guerrero Copy Share Image
It's about children cooking themselves, growing themselves. When kids grow it and cook it they eat it. — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
I wasn't the athletic kid in my family. Both of my brothers were on athletic scholarships and my dad played semi-pro hockey.… — Trevor McNevan Copy Share Image
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Children make better readers than adults. They read as carefully as I write; adults read as a means of getting off to… — Daniel Pinkwater Copy Share Image
Now your kids can't escape. Thirteen-year-olds back then, if they didn't watch the evening news, they didn't see news. If they didn't… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When I started doing my act, I wasn't married and didn't have kids. I was probably 29 years old. Some people say… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image