I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't reach for anything new If your hands are still full of yesterdays junk! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Admitting your mistakes is not a sign of weakness, but a sign of maturity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every guy needs a girl bestfriend to show them how to treat a LADY the RIGHT way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships are like garage sales: At a distance it looks like it could be interesting...up close it's just a ton shit you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't do anything from selfish ambition or from a cheap desire to boast, but be humble toward one another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being afraid is okay. But if you don't work through that fear, you might miss out on some pretty things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I promise you, if you mess with my family I have no problem doing whatever it takes to destroy your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find it ironic how people talk of love and saying, If you love someone, let them go. No. If you loved… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three things human absolutely cannot do in this world . 1. Counting their hair . 2. Speaking during swallowing 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget what you heard, recognize what you see. I know you heard the rumors... now here's the real me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't be straight up and honest with me, then don't be anything with me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone says to you I Think I Love You, she/he is lying, because love comes from heart not the mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being real must be a sin, because I keep getting punished for keeping it real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An excuse is worse and more pathetic than a lie...For an excuse is a lie guarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hoes only come in between you and your man, because they don't have one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bruno Mars may catch a grenade for you but we catch hundreds, sincerely The Army. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are always those two teachers...that are totally having an affair! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
