Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You get served what you deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says 'be honest' what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're not sorry if you cheated you're just sorry you got caught. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies are getting their hearts broken because they're dating with boys, not men — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need to tell the world how real you are, YOU MUST SHOW the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who can't be real and keep it real have a hard time remembering exactly who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth can be hard to swallow, but it's always best to embrace it, no matter how hard you want to keep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to find a person to talk to, someone who will always just listen without judging you, someone who will just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste your time on the people from your past. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I follow my friends around their house, because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets...Congratulations, you have reached rock bottom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard down. Always protect your heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If being a 'bitch' is what it takes to make my point clear, then I guess that's what I'll have to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us give thanks to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the merciful Father, the God from whom all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't see how someone can complain about something when they're just as much of a contributor, if not more so to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always have to change the song I'm playing to something less embarrassing before someone gets into my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm carrying all this luggage on my mind just wondering when I'll be done with these expectations but only lord knows when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No calls? I understand. No texts? I understand. You're busy? I understand. When you see me with someone else, I hope YOU… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are just here to hear them selfs talk , others are here to use you , many are just here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I could go back and change everything, I'd leave it all the same because ive learned a lot from this thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can tell how much you like someone by how strong the urge to check your phone is when you're with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't spend so much time analyzing me and my life. Worry about your own, that is obviously where the real issues lie.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they're the shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
