We all think that raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us better service... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not the next day until I go to sleep and wake up , unless its my b day or Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what's worse; Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies...you will get attached, bring them home, and they will shit all over everything you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Jesus loves you! The bad news is...everyone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not all women are angry bitter bitches, just like not all men suck. Get to know someone before assuming. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I finish a test early, I make sure to wait 'til someone else turns it in so I don't look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Instead of thinking what is wrong with everyone else, Why not look at your own shit and figure that train wreck out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always treat people the way you want to be treated. Karma is only a b*tch if you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that money can't solve problems, but I'm pretty sure it would solve my money problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use xy+(4 20) > x-5y[2+9-7] in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, men are like mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think bathrooms should be soundproof so we can sing as loudly as we want to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always mean what I say... I may not always mean to say it loud, but I always meant it!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're waiting alone in the car...everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can give me a chance and treat me right or you can watch someone else do it for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Know better or you suffer the consequences. seriously, choose your mistakes wisely. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be mad cause I don't care anymore, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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