Keeping it real Quotes by Anonymous · Page 10

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

— Anonymous

I look at love like this , if you wouldn't die for them then you don't have love for them.

— Anonymous

Food always tastes better when it's made by someone else.

— Anonymous

The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can't think of anything else to do.

— Anonymous

Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now...

— Anonymous

'Weed is Illegal.' Yeah, so is the music in your iPod...

— Anonymous

One should have Real eyes to Realize the Real lies in love.

— Anonymous

If you're going to start a fire you betta be prepared to deal with tha heat and feel tha burns.

— Anonymous

High school = A bunch of girls who waste their lives belittling and backstabbing other girls to make themselves look better.

— Anonymous

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive as their profile picture.

— Anonymous

Your life is the most exclusive event you'll ever attend. Not everyone is meant to be on the red carpet beside you.

— Anonymous

When people talk like a hoe, dress like a hoe, walk like a hoe, act like a hoe, but get mad when…

— Anonymous

You know why he treats you the way he does? Because you throw yourself on the ground and act like a rug…

— Anonymous

Women's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.

— Anonymous

Heard it all before...played the fool before, I believed you yes I did..but your lies anit working now, I had to shut…

— Anonymous

Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

— Anonymous

Sometimes blood isn't thicker than water and family will cross you quicker than strangers.

— Anonymous

I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk.

— Anonymous

If you text me first, you are legally obligated to continue the conversation!

— Anonymous

When you smile at me, all my insides forget their functions.

— Anonymous

There should be a 'Thats what she said' button on Facebook.

— Anonymous

When someone say's I like your shirt.. I look down to see what I'm wearing.

— Anonymous

Advertising has us chasing cars, clothes, and working jobs we hate, so we can buy things we don't need.

— Anonymous

I really don't give a f*ck about your graduation party. I only came for the free food.

— Anonymous

Some guys will tell you they love you, and won't even know your favorite color.

— Anonymous

There's a 50% chance you won't like me. There's a 100% chance I won't change because of it!

— Anonymous

Don't expect to get what you give. Not everyone has a heart like you.

— Anonymous

Lets face it, we've all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student.

— Anonymous

The hardest thing in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

— Anonymous

If my past is something you can't handle, my future is something you WON'T be in.

— Anonymous

The Older I get, the more I realize how much I hate people ...

— Anonymous

Some people make it so hard to hate them, others make it so hard to love them.

— Anonymous

Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.

— Anonymous

Pretty girls arent stuck up. Theyre just tired of the same guys all wanting the same thing.

— Anonymous

Don't be that person who drops all their friends the moment they get into a relationship.

— Anonymous

It's all shyts and giggles...until someone giggles and shyts.

— Anonymous

Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to heal the wound.

— Anonymous

If you don't have anything nice to say... say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth.

— Anonymous

If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.

— Anonymous

All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter.

— Anonymous