Keeping it real Quotes by Anonymous · Page 9

If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!'

— Anonymous

When a woman asks for your opinion, she doesn't want your opinion. She wants her own opinion repeated.

— Anonymous

I don't care what anybody says, if google can't find it, you're fucked.

— Anonymous

You're not a photographer. You just have an overpriced camera.

— Anonymous

When you're angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.

— Anonymous

I may like to shop but I'm most defiantly not buying you bullshit.

— Anonymous

I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters.

— Anonymous

Don't hold my hand if you aren't willing to take everything that comes with it.

— Anonymous

; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For…

— Anonymous

Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after…

— Anonymous

Have you realized that people will tell you they care, but they don't seem to show it unless you get sick, die,…

— Anonymous

I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried…

— Anonymous

I don't know why people assume you're jealous of everything you hate. If I hate you I just fu*king hate you! Nothing…

— Anonymous

Bossy from head to toe, freaky but never a hoe. I play the game like Monopoly, but I dare a bitch to…

— Anonymous

Fast replies make me feel like you actually want to talk to me. But slow replies make me think you're talking to…

— Anonymous

Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

— Anonymous

Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys.

— Anonymous

I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.

— Anonymous

Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.

— Anonymous

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality no one gives a f-ck.

— Anonymous

A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman.

— Anonymous

A good guy is like a four leaf clover. Lucky to have but hard to find.

— Anonymous

You can't be yourself in this world without being labeled.

— Anonymous

Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram...

— Anonymous

Too many females want to be 'Models' not enough want to be 'Role Models.'

— Anonymous

; If it doesn't directly affect you, then its probably none of your business.

— Anonymous

Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked.

— Anonymous

Females are sluts, guys are players, that's just how it is and everyone knows it.

— Anonymous

Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.

— Anonymous

Opinions aren't facts, stop worrying about what people think about you.

— Anonymous

'Do not touch' to me means; Touch when no ones looking...

— Anonymous

Just because I Miss You does not mean I Want You Back.

— Anonymous

'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever.

— Anonymous

If you're Talking behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

— Anonymous

You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

— Anonymous

When you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's either a new car...or a new girl!

— Anonymous

You love me, you hate me but you will never forget me! That's Me

— Anonymous

Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell me again how you want a real man?

— Anonymous

Some people don't like telling the truth... And some people can't handle hearing it.

— Anonymous

I'm only responsible for what I said, not for what you understood.

— Anonymous