Know that if your boyfriend cheats he will always cheat! A leopard never changes his spots, remember that... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident...You don't just trip and fall into a vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always have to change the song I'm playing to something less embarrassing before someone gets into my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I dont want the person to know I'm ignoring them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
