Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall....and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; From now on how you treat/talk to me will be in direct correlation of how you get treated. I strongly suggest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell me again how you want a real man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm carrying all this luggage on my mind just wondering when I'll be done with these expectations but only lord knows when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls chase bad guys hoping they can change them into good guys. But when it doesn't happen and they get hurt, they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, whats to destroy? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be mad cause I don't care anymore, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The majority of the baggage that weighs us down we have packed ourselves. In order to lighten the load, we occasionally need… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how you try to make nasty lies about me to make yourself sound like a better person. Beat me down,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your real friends always know what's being said, even when no one is talking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People can laugh at me , hurt me , lie on me , diss me. But all that they've done won't effect… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the bedroom, she'll have a million different ways of saying 'Yes'. But when she says 'No', it means no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heard it all before...played the fool before, I believed you yes I did..but your lies anit working now, I had to shut… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a 50% chance you won't like me. There's a 100% chance I won't change because of it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not about how many girls you can pull. Its about how long you can hold on to one and keep her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could give me 43 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are going to want you, need you, take you, love you, hate you, play you, rate you, save you or break… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GIRL STOP TEXTING STOP REQUESTING AND YOU BETTER NOT BE OOVOOING OR EVEN GODDAMN SKYPING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL BE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are supposed to love & protect their women. Not hurt and betray them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So sad that most of the guys nowadays give up so quickly on girls they like and choose those who will easily… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
