Judaism Quotes · Page 52

All the various component parts of the Hebrew worship subserve this great purpose, the bringing of man into communication with God.

— Samson Raphael Hirsch

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

— Jon Stewart

It is written in the Jewish law book, the Talmud, that only the Jew is human, that Gentiles are only animals.

— Julius Streicher

They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me.

— Tracy Morgan

Palestine is not the ultimate goal of the Jews; the world is. Palestine is just the place for the world state headquarters.

— Israel Shamir

Guilt is a Jewish invention improved upon by Christians for the last two thousand years.

— Rita Mae Brown

The Lord God, the creator of Judaism and the God of Judaism and Christianity, empowered our minds and gave us the ability…

— Michael Novak

“Spring me from this role I play of the smothered son in the Jewish joke! Because it's beginning to pall a little…

— Philip Roth

The Jewish tradition presents itself as the greatest revelation of God's truth that can be known in the world. That is why…

— David Novak

In the modern era, Jewish sovereignty over the land of our ancestors is a relatively short phenomenon. From the time of the…

— Edgar Bronfman, Sr

“From the story he told me, I pictured him among those bands of vagrants that in the years that followed I saw…

— Umberto Eco

Anti-Semitism does not signify opposition to Semitism. There is no such thing. It is an expression we Jews use effectively as a…

— Harold Wallace Rosenthal

“I might show you by scriptural evidence that the Jews will probably first be gathered in an unconverted state, though humbled, and…

— Dalton Lifsey

“I am scared of the photo studio. I am scared of the telephone. Scared of anything outside our apartment. Scared of the…

— Gary Shteyngart

I begin with the basic conviction that Jews and Arabs can live together. I have repeated that at every opportunity, not for…

— Ariel Sharon

“Only a few places allowed Jews to settle openly and in large numbers. Among them were Italy, particularly the Papal States (territories…

— Phyllis Goldstein

You can imagine what a trip this is for a Jewish girl from Great Neck-I get to win an Academy Award and…

— Julia Phillips

Can you call a farm with a dozen geese a farm? Still, it was a little better for the Jews in Czechoslovakia.…

— Roman Vishniac

I'm deeply curious about Jewish things. I've toyed around with the idea of going to rabbinical school.

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Freemasonry is a Jewish establishment, whose history, grades, official appointments, passwords, and explanations are Jewish from beginning to end

— Isaac Mayer Wise

The Hebrew women are not like the Egyptian women; for they are vigorous and give birth before the midwife comes to them.

— Anonymous

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

— Gary Gulman

“Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island:…

— Jordan Belfort

People who criticize power in the Jewish community are regarded the way Ahab treated Elijah: You're a traitor.

— Noam Chomsky

The Jews always complained, kvetching about false gods, and erected the biggest false God, Jehovah, in middle of western civilization.

— Allen Ginsberg

When we get through with the Jews in America, they'll think the treatment they received in Germany was nothing.

— Charles Coughlin

Theres Protestants, Jews, Blacks, Arabics. Call a truce, world peace, stop acting like savages.

— Nas

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Christians and Jews don't believe in Allah or Brahma. Hindus don't believe in Yahweh or Allah. Muslims don't believe in Brahma or…

— Mark Thomas

“changes. It was the deliberate policy of Nazi Germany to artificially create conditions of state destruction and then steer the consequences towards…

— Timothy Snyder

I read sometime around 1938 of Jewish fines and some street actions against them. But I was too concerned with U-Boats and…

— Karl Donitz

Do you not know that the God of the Old Testament orders the Jews to consume and enslave the peoples of the…

— Julius Streicher

To seek these things is lost labour; Geese in an oyle pot, fat Hogs among Jews, and Wine in a fishing net.

— George Herbert

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

— Henny Youngman

“the Nazis first and the Soviets later made efforts to direct responsibility for the killing of the Jews to the countries they…

— Timothy Snyder

I compared our kisses to, two different worlds colliding and Hitler making peace with the Jews.

— Krysteena Meamore

“The Tanakh teaches that, “The diligent will rule, while the lazy will be put to forced labor”. Most Jews work for themselves…

— H.W. Charles

People are scared in this country [the US], to say wrong is wrong because the Jewish lobby is powerful - very powerful.

— Desmond Tutu

People ask how can a Jewish kid from the Bronx do preppy clothes? Does it have to do with class and money?…

— Ralph Lauren

Purim is the birthday of the first Schutz-Jude , the first Jewish toady to foreign royalty.

— I. L. Peretz