I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Call me Meier," Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke . — Philip Jose Farmer Copy Share Image
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think… — Casey Spooner Copy Share Image
People don't understand that we're not warriors in their cause. We're a group of people that really feel that they want to… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a time when I didn't like myself at all. I thought I was a cruel joke. But now I've come… — Cee Lo Green Copy Share Image
People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal… — Tim Duncan Copy Share Image
I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it. If I had to… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
People still want to escape, but today's escape is different. People now want to know that there are people out there who… — Darius McCrary Copy Share Image
You have more and more people coming into the tent with the creative guys [on Hollywood films]. You have marketing and concept… — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
The United State has a net worth against which our debt is a joke ... we wrote in 2008 the United States… — George Friedman Copy Share Image
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would… — Jason Calacanis Copy Share Image
The 'good' mother, with her fixed smile, her rigidity, her goody-goody outlook, her obsession with unnecessary hygiene, is in fact a fool.… — Rachel Cusk Copy Share Image
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