Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Donald Trump had a hit TV show on NBC for 14 years! He was covered by every major newspaper for 30 years. The idea… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
When you're pitching movies, sometimes you know what the idea is, but you fully don't know the dimensions of it. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
There are some people who are way too sensitive about things. If you're not using the vocabulary that's new that they've helped define, then… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
