I make jokes about the fact that as a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any brains… otherwise they wouldn't race. — Sid Watkins Copy Share Image
When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full manhood they still retain and cherish a job lot of left-over standards and ideals that would have been… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
