Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did? — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Pictures can be devastating. Who allowed John Kerry to get himself photographed windsurfing in a flowered swimsuit? Anyone in the real world… — Jack Germond Copy Share Image
Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
John Kerry said today he wants to debate President Bush once a month. Hey good luck, if Bush couldn't make it to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As a John Kerry supporter, I wanted to send him a check. But then it occurred to me that most of that… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I want to have a voice. I want to be able to vote for John Kerry. I found a whole new life… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
John Kerry doesn't think in terms of black-and-white. He's all gray, and he looks at all sides of the issues. That makes… — Douglas Brinkley Copy Share Image
John Kerry was always in front of the camera but not out doing the hard work. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Here's some exciting news - according to The New York Post, both Al Gore and John Kerry are thinking of running for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his "Meet the Press" interview for a total cost of $1,000. That's $1,000… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry gave the enemy for free what I and many of my comrades in North Vietnam in the prison camps took… — Paul Galanti Copy Share Image
John Kerry spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids said Kerry actually lacked warmth and failed to articulate a… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I deplore this kind of politics. I think the ad is dishonest and dishonorable. As it is, none of these individuals served… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Senator McCain is all for John Kerry. Do you know they're buddies? McCain is in favor of Kerry being secretary of state.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I like John Kerry. I think he's intellectually curious and very thoughtful. I think he's deeply committed on issues like the environment.… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
[Sen. John] Kerry is also a man who opposes the death penalty, wants to restrict access to guns and voted against the… — David S. Broder Copy Share Image
I'm interested in getting John Kerry elected President. And then I'm interested in doing whatever I can to see that Democrats retain… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on. — Don Imus Copy Share Image
Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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