“Lots of people in history have only done their jobs and look at the trouble they caused” — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Is that him?” said Sister Mary, staring at the baby. “Only I’d expected funny eyes. Red, or green. Or teensy-weensy little hoofikins. Or a widdle tail.” She turned him around as she spoke. No horns either. The Devil’s child looked ominously normal. “Yes, that’s him,” said Crowley. “Fancy me holding the Antichrist,” said Sister Mary. “And bathing the Antichrist. And… — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share
“Lots of people in history have only done their jobs and look at the trouble they caused” — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“She found it quite easy to interpret builders' estimates and do VAT calculations. She'd got some books from the library, and found finance to be both interesting and uncomplicated. She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talks about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talks about orgasms, but apart from making a… — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share
“Great big bugger,' said Aziraphale. 'Sleepeth beneath the thunders of the upper deep. Under loads of huge and unnumbered polypol - polipo - bloody… — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“So computers are tools of the devil?" thought Newt. He had no problem believing it. Computers had to be the tools of somebody, and… — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Well, Hell was worse, of course, by definition. But Crowley remembered what Heaven was like, and it had quite a few things in common… — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“All the others had the wrong smell – floor polish for the Low, somewhat suspicious incense for the High. Deep in the leather armchair… — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
