Jew Quotes · Page 8

Do not let the forces of evil take over to make this a Christian America.

— Howard Metzenbaum

No one in my family is Jewish; no one was raised as a Jew, me included.

— Amar'e Stoudemire

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

— Billy Connolly

The Jews are the master robbers of the modern age.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

They were French, they were Jews, and they were you.

— Markus Zusak

I'm a Persian Jew, and we don't speak Hebrew.

— Zubin Mehta

The Jews might become the dynamite that will blow up the British Empire.

— Ze'ev Jabotinsky

If you ever forget you are a Jew a goy will remind you.

— Bernard Malamud

I am a little Jew of Vitebsk. All that I paint, all that I do, all that I am, is just the…

— Marc Chagall

Why can't the Arabs and Jews resolve their disagreements at the conference table like good Christians?

— Warren Austin

I have never seen either a drop of piety or a grain of truth or ingenuousness - nay, I have never found…

— John Calvin

Not only the Jew, but also all that is derived from the Jewish mind, corrodes and disintegrates what is best in us.

— Houston Stewart Chamberlain

The great number of the Jews furnishes us with a sufficient cloud of witnesses that attest the truth of the Bible.

— Joseph Addison

My childhood wasn't very happy. It's a long, grim story about being a Jew in a small southern town.

— Stanley Donen

Christians, and some Jews, claim we're in the "end times," but they've been saying this off and on for more than two…

— Tom Robbins

See Christians, Jews, one heavy sabbath keep, And all the western world believe and sleep.

— Alexander Pope

Them Jews aren't going to let (Obama) talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five…

— Jeremiah Wright

There's an interesting book called The Fugu Plan, written by Marvin Tokayer and Mary Swartz, which describes the circumstances when European Jews…

— Noam Chomsky

Germany will regard the Jewish question as solved only after the very last Jew has left the greater German living space... Europe…

— Alfred Rosenberg

The rights of citizenship will be taken away from all Jews and other non-Aryans. They are inferior and therefore enemies of the…

— Charlie Chaplin

Why do I live in Israel? Because Israel lives in me, as it lives in all Jews. It is who we are.…

— Caroline Glick

So little have thee first Christians (who despoiled the Jews of their Bible) understood the first four chapters of Genesis in their…

— H. P. Blavatsky

In terms of the New Testament the Jews must suffer, therefore we will put it into practice if we will in charge…

— Desmond Tutu

People think that the Middle East is very complex but I have an analogy that sums it up quite well. If you…

— Frankie Boyle

Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.

— Golda Meir

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

— Gilbert Gottfried

Or a White Englishman would rather smash a White Frenchman than a Jew! Crazy!

— Tom Metzger

Before Ben-Yehuda... Jews could speak Hebrew; after him they did.

— Cecil Roth

Guilt. It comes naturally to me as a Jew and a Liberal.

— Ezekiel Emanuel

If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, there wouldn't be a Holocaust.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell.

— Johnny Hart

I don't regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.

— William Joyce

The Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today

— Pat Robertson

I declare a holy war, my Moslem brothers! Murder the Jews! Murder them all.

— Haj Amin al-Husseini

When the time comes, they won't ask what kind of a Jew you are.

— Norman Mailer

I'm a bad Jew, a bad Russian, a bad everything.

— Joseph Brodsky

Do not be wise in words, be wise in deeds.

— Anonymous

The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.

— Jerry Falwell

[Moses] Mendelssohn was a religious Jew. I felt sorry for him.

— Elie Wiesel

I consider myself a Hindu, Christian, Moslem, Jew, Buddhist and Confucian.

— Mahatma Gandhi