Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well,… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
