Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
