Jerry Quotes · Page 12

Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal…

— Jerry Greenfield

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

— Trey Parker

Jerry Bruckheimer has made millions of dollars producing propaganda.

— Brendan Sexton III

I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had…

— Steve Martin

Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.

— Dan Schneider

If you listen to old Jerry Lee Lewis records, he'll always - about nine times out of 10 have the lyrics different…

— Chris Isaak

Neither party should be defined by pandering to the outer reaches of American politics and the agents of intolerance, whether they be…

— John McCain

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

— Charles Barkley

My first motion capture game was with Sony - 'NBA: The Life.' It was very ahead of its time. Brandon Akiaten, he…

— Nolan North

I love the Dead. As far as Jerry Garcia, Jerry Garcia could walk on water. He could do anything any man could…

— Duane Allman

In many ways when Jerry Ford pardoned Nixon, in a certain way, he did speak for the country.

— Morley Safer

I saw Brahms's Hungarian Rhapsody on television when I was two. Tom and Jerry were playing it together. I thought, 'Hey, if…

— Lang Lang

The Broadway audiences are very vocal and seem very engaged. For certain shows, especially with a show like 'The Heiress,' the audience's…

— Dan Stevens

Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun!

— Alexander Blok

Do I dare disturb the universe? Yes, I do, I do. I think. Jerry suddenly understood the poster--the solitary man on the…

— Robert Cormier

[Jerry Brown] is California's way of celebrating the Year of the Child.

— Jimmy Carter

But if you get a kick out of "The Jerry Springer Show," you're going to love it! The idea of hearing these…

— Max von Essen

Jerry Rice, he's one of the best to ever do it.

— Julio Jones

I really liked Tom & Jerry. That was huge for me. I watched it every morning, before I walked to school. Even…

— Jason Lee

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty…

— Mike Judge

A Nation of Outsiders is smart, insightful, and politically astute. Grace Hale's analysis of the 'romance of the outsider' is necessary reading…

— Beth Bailey

I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me,…

— Fuzzy Zoeller

Being down in Orlando, Florida, where we filmed the movie, I learned how to bass fish. Jerry Reed, who plays the villain…

— Henry Winkler

I think that Jerry Bruckheimer just kind of has his finger on the pulse of what America wants.

— Boti Bliss

You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.

— Eminem